Now that my wounds are exposed, Mireille has been drowning me in Aloe Vera and vitamin E. I'm subject to a morning, afternoon and evening ritual of cleaning and drops of goo everywhere there's an incision.
If I don't look good after all this, there's a problem.
There are about five little holes that will probably leave a barely visible mark. There is a longer cut that will definitely be obvious.
Oh well, I do kinda want some proof of what I've been through!